WARNING Scum Alert about E-BAY
Be careful what you buy on eBay. If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully.A friend has just spent £95 on a penis enlarger.
These Bastards sent him a magnifying glass.
The only instructions said
“Do not use in bright sunlight.“
As I was lying around, pondering the problems of the world, I realized that at my age I don’t really give a rat’s A*s anymore.
.. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
.. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, but is still fat.
.. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while
.. A tortoise doesn’t run and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years.
And you tell me to exercise?? I don’t think so.
Just grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, the good fortune to remember the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Now that I’m older here’s what I’ve discovered: