Okay now, Some Badly Needed Humor


But first this ….Can’t help my self…LOL

Please also watch the video at the link bellow

http://www.biography.com/people/adolf-hitler-9340144

We know that the world’s ruling crime families initially supported Hitler because they wanted him to start a war against the Communist Soviet Union under its mass murderous dictator Stalin because he no longer listened to his Jewish handlers who were secretly working for the City of London. But then, for some reason, they suddenly started supporting Stalin again, who bent over backwards to please the City of London. Stalin even went as far as effectively hand over the rule of his country to U.S. Jews Bernard Baruch. So what exactly had Hitler done wrong to cause our ruling parasites to drop him in favor of Stalin? It’s not the Holocaust because that’s been debunked as a Judeo-Bolshevik hoax for decades. ( See/Search also Dresden Hollocaust, Russian Hollocaust, Palestinian Hollocaust, Armenian holocaust, so on and on for those in the know of all hollocausts ?? ). I suspect it’s got to do with Hitler cutting out the privately/Jew owned Deutsche Reichsbank (Germany’s central bank) and converting the Reichsmark to a debt-free currency.

Several U.S. presidents got murderer for the same ‘crime’ you know this ??.

I wonder what you folks, or anyone would conclude, reading between the article from the link above, and the statement bellow …Wink.

Me ??..If they would tell it all as it Was/is in TRUTH, THEN, AND ONLY THEN, THEY MAY BE ABLE TO TWIST MY ARM…..As for the video provided at the link above?..I say it is for the ZOMBIES & BRAINWASHED to watch…To me, this is,..COMPLETE And UTTER BULLSHIT. ??

My suggestion ??:D:D…Far better reading here and funniest new release video on Hitler….Better go to this link……” Hitler Awakes in 2011 Berlin, Becomes YouTube Hero ” :D:D

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-02-04/hitler-awakes-in-2011-berlin-becomes-youtube-hero.html

SHALOM FOLKS, Enjoy…lol

Hitler’s bunker 2018

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A Love Story 

A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

 

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

 

At 1: 00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the

woman saying,………..’Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you,

but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get

me a second blanket?   I’m awfully cold’

 

‘I have a better idea,’ she replied ‘Just for tonight, let’s

pretend that we’re married.’

 

‘Wow!……………..That’s a great idea’, he exclaimed..

 

‘Good,’ she replied, ‘Get your own f**kin’ blanket.’

 

After a moment of silence …………………….he farted

PS:…NO it is not a dry joke, that’s REALLY how they talk and happen  for real for almost everyone who is still married…:D.LOL

Temptation (Thanks Richard) Joke told at Catholic Retreat

 

Kentucky Fried Chicken experienced a drop in sales that nearly put them out of business in 1960. Col. Sanders called Pope John XXIII and offered to donate $25 million to the church if he’d change the Lord’s Prayer to say “give us this day our daily chicken” instead of “daily bread”.

 

The Pope said, “The Our Father prayer was given to the disciples by Christ himself.  I do not have the authority to change it”.

 

The Colonel said, “Your Holiness, you don’t understand.  I’ll go out of business if you won’t help me.  How about if I donate $100 million?”  

 

The Pope paused a moment and said, “I’ll get back with you”.

 

He called all the cardinals and bishops to Rome.  After long processions and ceremonies, the Pope addressed them in Latin: “My brothers, I called you here to announce a matter of great change.  Part of it is good news, and part bad news.  

 

“First the good news:  KFC has donated $100 million dollars to the Church.  The bad news is, we lost the Wonderbread account”.

The Husband Store (Thanks Andrew

 

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

 

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There  are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular

floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

 

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

 

Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs.

 She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

 

Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

 ‘That’s nice,’ she thinks, ‘but I want more.’

 

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

 Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

 

‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

 

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

 Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

 

 ‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’

 

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

 Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

 

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

 Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

 PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a New Wives store across the street.

 

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors  have never been visited.

L.M.A.O……SHALOM  :D

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